Welcome to all canines and lesser creatures! We are emissaries from the Planet Beagle, here
to investigate and colonize your planet. I am
Supreme Commander Guillaume Chasse-Lapin
-- but you can call me
Guillaume ("Gee-ome" with a hard "G")
, and this is my usually faithful, though sometimes devious
On this Web site you can follow our progress through your world. We will be reporting on
interesting things we discover, like fun toys
and other cool stuff. We'll nose it out so that you'll
it's worthwhile. 'Cause
if you can't trust a beagle's nose, who can you trust?
Late last year our host celebrated the ritual known as
It seems to involve bringing a large pine tree into the den and then refusing to
tinkle on it.
but we enjoyed it nonetheless, especially the strangely-wrapped Beagle toys